Helen Besoe: Captain Oblivious!

Friday, April 3, 2009

Captain Oblivious!

I don't do news and current events. I just don't. I never get any pop culture references. I'm not up to date on political situations. I'm fairly clueless when it comes to anything outside my own little academic and social bubble.

I don't read the papers nearly as much as I should. I never know what's going on in the world around me. Generally, if and when I do hear about a current event, it's through friends or family.

Occasionally I'll spot and click on a link on the Internet, but that tends to be rather rare. Mostly because I spend all my time on Wikipedia, Plinky, and reading web comics. When I'm not doing that, I'm probably messing around with StumbleUpon. I tend to get more recipes and knitting patterns than news from that source. ('Though it does occasionally pop up with some current event, newsworthy-type thing.)

So, yeah... if the newspapers were reporting their own imminent demise, I'd be the last to know!

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Favourite Quotes

"A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." -Terry Pratchett (Guards! Guards!)
"No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it." -Elizabeth Peters
"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." -Joseph Brodsky
"Let children read whatever they want and then talk about it with them. If parents and kids can talk together, we won't have as much censorship because we won't have as much fear." -Judy Blume
"Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself." -George Bernard Shaw
"No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally – and often far more – worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond." -C.S. Lewis
"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it." -Oscar Wilde
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." -Joan Crawford
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up." -Neil Gaiman
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car." -Garrison Keillor
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss
"Life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease." -Unknown
"I've measured out my life in coffe spoons." -T.S. Elliot
"When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes." -Erasmus
"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing." -William Shakespeare (Macbeth)
"My library was dukedom large enough" -William Shakespeare (The Tempest)
"I have no spur To prick the sides of my intent, but only Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself And falls on the other." -William Shakespeare (Macbeth)
"I am in blood Stepp'd so far, that, should I wade no more, Returning were as tedious as go o'er." -William Shakespeare (Macbeth)
"This is the way the world ends, This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends, Not wit a bang, but a whimper." -T.S. Elliot
"Don't hold a dagger in your heart." -Chinese proverb
(Said of the Irish) "This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever." -Sigmund Freud
"The rain set early in tonight, The sullen wind was soon awake, It tore the elm-tops down for spite, and did its best to vex the lake: I listened with heart fit to break." -Robert Browning (Porphyria)
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein
"Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them." -Joseph Heller (Catch-22)
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." -Douglas Adams
"To a hammer, everything looks like a nail" -Unknown
"Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out!" -Unknown
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" -Shel Silverstein